June 2012
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My dad’s almost caught up with Korra!
May 2012
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hippywhippy:
Don’t look at Crow’s abs. Don’t look at Crow’s abs. You’re doing Yuusei you’re not allowed to look at Crow’s abs. DON’T LOOK AT CROW’S AB -
I looked.
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>Looking at these random things I was typing up when I couldn’t sleep last night
Jesus Christ I’m morbid when I’m sleep deprived.
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So Yesterday on the way back home, Mom and I stopped at this Asian Supermarket that I used to get candy from.
Me: Ohh what are these? Chocolates?
WITH CHEESECAKE INSIDE?!
MOM! MOM! MOOOM! THEY HAVE CHEESECAKE INSIDE THEM! CHOCOLATES WITH CHEESECAKE MOM! MOM!
Mom:
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD YOU CAN DOWNLOAD/BUY OLIVER FROM HIS WEBSITE AAAAA WANT
….
NEVERMIND. I’LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUU
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how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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I’m back from my aunt’s house.
MOSTLY STABLE INTERNET CONNECTION
HOW I’VE MISSED YOU
mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
