My dad’s almost caught up with Korra!
d-wheel: hippywhippy: Don’t look at Crow’s abs. Don’t look at Crow’s abs. You’re doing Yuusei you’re not allowed to look at Crow’s abs. DON’T LOOK AT CROW’S AB - I looked.
>Looking at these random things I was typing up when I couldn’t sleep last night Jesus Christ I’m morbid when I’m sleep deprived.
So Yesterday on the way back home, Mom and I stopped at this Asian Supermarket that I used to get candy from. Me: Ohh what are these? Chocolates? WITH CHEESECAKE INSIDE?! MOM! MOM! MOOOM! THEY HAVE CHEESECAKE INSIDE THEM! CHOCOLATES WITH CHEESECAKE MOM! MOM! Mom:
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD YOU CAN DOWNLOAD/BUY OLIVER FROM HIS WEBSITE AAAAA WANT …. NEVERMIND. I’LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUU
how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
I’m back from my aunt’s house. MOSTLY STABLE INTERNET CONNECTION HOW I’VE MISSED YOU
mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS